My Dove Promise

Yes, I'm eating chocolate. A lot of chocolate.
And know what my Dove "Promise" said?

Kick a bad habit today.

Um. Like eating a lot of chocolate? Is that the bad habit to which you are referring?

Well, screw you, Mr. Dove.

Because chocolate is the only thing keeping me happy today. Dark chocolate. Milk chocolate. Chocolate with peanuts.

So there.

Sigh.

I want a cookie.