Tuesday, November 25, 2008

An Example of the Hilarity

While laying in bed at 6:30am this morning, with a very, very full bladder, after the alarm has gone off three times.

Todd: (thinking he's motivating me to get out of bed) Don't make me touch you inappropriately.
Me: I will pee on you, I swear to gawd.
Todd: (laugh) Like a mouse, when you hold it.
Me: Wha...?
Todd: Mice. They pee on you when you pick them up...
Me: Why are you holding mice? That's disgusting.
Todd: Some people juggle geese....

Even better, when I first typed this, I typed "sheep" instead of "geese".

Todd read it over my shoulder and said, "I said geese. Not sheep. Baaaaa."

I almost spit out my bagel.

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