Friday, September 26, 2008

Is It Hot In Here? Cause I Am BACON!

From the Seattle Times:

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You are so hot you sizzle like bacon in a hot skillet. If you push determinedly to make your mark you will succeed. A significant other will be unable to resist your numerous charms later this evening.

This is very funny to me because I feel oh so far from charming right now. My hair is in a frizzy ponytail, I have my big pink cable knit sweater on to hide that fantastic PMS bloat, I'm rubbing my back as I sit here in my chair, squinting at the computer screen because my head hurts SO FREAKIN' BAD.

Yeah. I'm hawt.

*sizzle*

Can't touch this.
Probably don't really want to, either.

3 comments:

TD said...

Ya know, I'd *still* touch this... because it's YOU.

;-)


mushmushmushmushmush... take that.

creth95 said...

Drugs. It's what's for dinner.


Feel better, love. XXOO :)

Lucy Leadskin said...

The great thing, tho', is that you're not fattening. You're enlightening, bay-bee! :D [runs and hides]