Justifiable Purchases Even When You Only Have $33.68 In Your Checking Account

Sweater shaver. Because it makes all of my Goodwill sweaters look non-Goodwilly.
Only $10.

Dryell sheets. Because I'm too lazy and cheap to take my clothes to the dry cleaners and my black turtleneck sweater was starting to stink.
$11.

Chocolate covered cherries. Well duh.
$3.

iTunes. Because they're only $.99 a piece so they're practically free.

MorningStar Veggie Sausage Patties. Because I LIVE on them. They are pretty much my only source of protein.
$4.