Sweater shaver. Because it makes all of my Goodwill sweaters look non-Goodwilly.
Dryell sheets. Because I'm too lazy and cheap to take my clothes to the dry cleaners and my black turtleneck sweater was starting to stink.
Chocolate covered cherries. Well duh.
iTunes. Because they're only $.99 a piece so they're practically free.
MorningStar Veggie Sausage Patties. Because I LIVE on them. They are pretty much my only source of protein.