Tuesday, September 20, 2011

A Brief Example Of My New Environment

As I am walking to the receptionist desk, Walters, a young guy, is throwing a steel business card at the wall.  It is loud.

Me: What the hell are you doing?!
Walters:  Think I can make this stick to the wall?
Me:  Uh, is it magnetic?  Or do you mean "make it penetrate" the wall?
Walters:  (continuing to throw it against the wall) I want it to stick IN the wall!
Me:  I think if you keep at it, you can do it.  But just be careful - it will come flying back at you and put yer eye out.

Me: (to the receptionist, as I'm walking away from Walters) It's like a daycare around here!

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