As I am walking to the receptionist desk, Walters, a young guy, is throwing a steel business card at the wall. It is loud.
Me: What the hell are you doing?!
Walters: Think I can make this stick to the wall?
Me: Uh, is it magnetic? Or do you mean "make it penetrate" the wall?
Walters: (continuing to throw it against the wall) I want it to stick IN the wall!
Me: I think if you keep at it, you can do it. But just be careful - it will come flying back at you and put yer eye out.
Me: (to the receptionist, as I'm walking away from Walters) It's like a daycare around here!