I just made the very grave decision to look at the swimsuits on the Victoria's Secret website.
And from Ordinary Angels, I hear Micah's voice in my head:
"What the hell were you thinking?!"
They've got all kinds of categories:
Body by Victoria
Shop by Top
Shop by Designer
Shop by Category
And I found myself mumbling, "How about a "I'm 33 and I Weigh More Than 90lbs and I Just Want to Cover My Ass" category? Where's that one?"
They don't have that category.
Oh, but Newport News does. They're ugly, but they cover yer tush.
That's okay. My cheap little suit suffice for the mere week I need it. That's one of the perks of living in Seattle. You don't really need to have a swimsuit. Unless you're one of those water lover types that likes to swim and kayak and crap. Luckily, I am not one of those people.
I prefer wool sweaters, thankyouverymuch.