My horoscope from the Seattle Times today:
ARIES (March 21-April 19): The future is not what it used to be. You may be faced with a drastic change or a new group of people. As alarming as it may sound this could have a dramatic yet positive influence on your future.
Um. How is this new news?
I believe that "drastic change" and that "new group of people" took place last summer.
Does this mean yet ANOTHER drastic change is on it's way?
Oh, for the love of puppies! What could possibly happen now?! I just got a new gang! I've been so good! My social life is on fire! I haven't cried in, like, MONTHS!
I like the whole "positive influence" part, but come on! I cannot take another DRASTIC CHANGE.
It sounds bad. Doesn't it sound bad? It could be good, but I'm not in the most positive frame of mind today, so it just sounds bad. Ominous. More drama. I don't want anymore drama. I've been drama free for months now. I just want normal. Ho-hum. No drastic changes. No new group of people.
Another drastic change will break me.
I mean it.
No more changes. Please?