A Small Example Of Why My Mother Is My Best Friend

My morning email to mom:

From: Raechelle
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2008 11:36 AM
To: Mama
Subject: mornin'

How are you?
I am bored.
I am tired.
Want to be independently wealthy.

love ya
b

Mom's reply:

From: Mama
To: Raechelle
Subject: RE: mornin'
Date: Today 10:14am

I am fine.
I can't help you.
I still can't help you.
And I still can't help you (unless you marry one of those rich doctors!)

I love you too.
Mom