I bought a bed Saturday. Not even a whole bed - just a mattress and boxspring. Brand new. It gets delivered tomorrow. And ya wanna hear the funny part? Well, my faithful readers will appreciate the funny part.
I walked into the store, told the guy I was a stomach sleeper, I laid on the three beds he told me to lay on, I said what you can do for this-much-money and 20 minutes later I walked out, the owner of a brand new Sealy mattress set. Just like that.
I chuckled to myself as I drove home. Some of that may have been hysteria at the amount I had just forked over, but some of it was imagining the look on Steve's face when I tell him the story of how I bought a new bed. I'm pretty sure his head will explode.