From the Seattle Times:
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Someone loves you, warts and all. You might only see the warts when you look in the mirror, so you'll be pleased by reassurances that come from loved ones. Don't take criticisms from strangers to heart.
Funny too, because I have a bigass pimple on my cheek.
I thought this crap was supposed to end after high school?
And I got a criticism from a stranger (not about the pimple).
But I'm not taking it to heart. My horoscope says not to.