Sleepy Haiku

Thank gawd it’s Friday
Just need to sleep in one day
So very tired

Rethinking this plan
7:30 too early
I am out by two

Close my eyes quickly
Turns into really long blink
Where did the time go?

Would a latte help?
Maybe a coca cola?
How about some speed?

One hour to go
Then hopefully a quick nap
Before we head out

Theater tonight
We are so very cultured
Bravo! Yes, bravo!

Okay, mind hurts now
No! Do not look at the clock!
Must stay distracted

Sigh…..

Cookie Haiku For You

Afternoon tired now
Cookie will make it better
But which one to choose?

Oh, so excited
Cookies are so big and warm
Chocolate with nuts!

So good going down
But post cookie high turns to
Post cookie nausea

Oh, what have I done?
I didn’t need that cookie
Now I feel so gross

Ack.